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Sunday, August 03, 2008
This Week's WTF?? - Alabama Voters Barking up ANY Tree, Apparently...
I think it's great that we've reached a point as a society where a woman, a racially mixed man, and a mentally challanged person can run for president without upheaval from closed minded bigots -
What's that? George W. isn't mentally challenged? My bad.
*dials lawyer & readies auto-respond system on comments*
But I must say, the world of politics is becoming a little too lax in their standards if we're nominating canines for the role of mayor. If I were Hillary or Barrack, I'd be pissed. In fact, I think if I were a resident of Fairhope, Alabama, I'd be dumbfounded at the very least. Then I'd move.
As it is, I'm a bit frightened.
Fairhope, Alabama - you should be ashamed. Or should I say, "Woof woof, woo rawr woof." Timmy's stuck in the well and he's too embarassed to come out.
I think I'll adopt a chihuahua. If a good trainer can make one talk and land a deal with Taco Bell, surely I could get my lil' pooch into politics, right? Might as well take my own slice of the insanity pie.
Until next time...
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Ever consider the fact that a nice Lab may be a large step up from an ordinary politician? I think some dogs would do a far better job than some of the yahoos trying to govern out there right now. :P
ReplyDeleteYou might be on to something there, and just think - they'll work for Milk bones & Snauasages! :)
ReplyDeleteMayor Fido: "Oooo! I smell BACON!!!!! ...Wait, those are just my civil servants... Nevermind.
ReplyDeleteHello Officer, nice day for walkies, isn't it?"
Hahaha... Funny, but wrong.
*shrug* Made me giggle... I don't know though, don't you think it would be too insanely easy to bribe a canine politician?
ReplyDelete"Mayor Fido, I'd like to propose a new bill that would allow me to, well, pretty much do whatever I want."
"Are you serious?"
"Well... Look it over and tell me what you think," as he scratches Fido behind the ear, "...so?"
*thump thump thump* "Mwuaah?"
"Perhaps you'd like to meet my friend - Serloin steak? Oh, and have you met my secretary - Froo Froo?"
...seriously, dogs may be loyal but when it comes right down to it - they're still dogs.
lol
(I know that was a terrible pun, but I just couldn't help myself)