Deep Thought for the Day

I've written 2 very, very funny posts offline since I last had Internet access, and I plan to share them with you.

Unfortunately, I forgot them at my sister's house, so you'll just have to settle for second-rate idle babble until I can actually remember to bring them with me the next time I have Internet access.

Not that that's anything NEW or anything, but still.

They say laughter is the best medicine - and that's a LIE! Laughter's great, don't get me wrong - but if it were a medicine at all, the medical community would have already seized it and figured out a way to tax the shit out of it.

/true story.

...and that's my deep thought for the day. I never said it would be intelligent or insightful, just deep.

So yea, from now on when you see a post titled "Deep Thought for the Day," you might want to roll up your pants legs. ; )