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So my apologies to everyone for being gone so long, been a lot of bs going on and no internet acces to be able to vent about it. I got my girls back, that's all that matters - pretty funny, considering what a "crappy mother" I am and all.

Anyway, I'm done with the useless name calling and nonsense, so let's move on, shall we?

Where to start... I got into a fight with a chair in my girls' room and lost - landed the stinking thing onmy big toe, so now my toe is reminding me by the second what a dingbat I am for picking up the chair instead of sliding it.

On a grosser but wierdly funny note, my 3 year old serenaded me with "wipe my butt" to the tune of "Brother John" earlier. I'm standing there in stunned WTF mode, and she's just singing away, "Wipe my bu-utt, wipe my bu-utt, wipe my butt..." and THEN proceeds to shake her nekkid little booty to the tune of it.

This is only hours after her trying to redecorate my tile floors with crayons and me making that wierd Mom noise to make her stop - her response? "MOMMA... we already played Babble Like an Idiot."

Yes, yes we did. And here I've done it again...

It's good to be back. Until next time...

My Apologies

In my attempt to satisfy those that write to Sandra via comment, I, Levi, have published comments that she was wanting to comment on before publishing them. I apologize whole heartedly to anyone who is waiting for a response. But she will be back online shortly and I'm sure that she will have responses to all comments so please wait until she comments back before sending her more.

Sincerely,
Jonathan Levi Matthews